Here, have some kittens...
Delicious food? There.
I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
*walks into the room*
YOU SAID PORN?
DID I HEAR DICKS?
WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
HERE LET ME FREEZE
NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
me when my friends are sad:
insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad:
Me most of the year:
Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas:
I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.