fanfic author: oh so you like this fic?
fanfic author: it would be a shame if
fanfic author: i never
fanfic author: updated it

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Apr. 12th   · 414927 ·    index:  omg. this.

missakinz:

friends with different opinions than you

(◡‿◡✿)

friends with different opinions than you that won’t shut up about how much they hate a certain thing and feel the need to say how awful it is over 30 times and make you feel like shit for liking it

(⊙‿⊙✿)

Feb. 12th   · 54494 ·    index:  omg. yes. this.

harshwhimsy:

did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

Feb. 6th   · 105266 ·    index:  yes. this.

me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad: oh sorry
Jan. 29th   · 224954 ·    index:  yes. this. ugh tho.

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
Dec. 14th   · 224618 ·    index:  yes. this.

diagondaley:

you can always tell if a popular blog has reblogged your post when it starts getting notes too quickly

Dec. 12th   · 554 ·    index:  HAHAHA. this.

j-dempsie:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

joe dempsie says no

Nov. 27th   · 217136 ·    index:  yes. this.

joannalannister:

human beings can be so cruel and it’s sad because i think they realize this but it doesn’t stop them at all

Nov. 21st   · 43 ·    index:  yes. this.

Do you ever feel like someone doesn’t want to be friends with you anymore? They don’t have to say anything, you just know. They talk to other people more than you, take hours to reply to your texts instead of minutes, constantly make plans with other people and hardly ask you to hang out. All along you know it isn’t gonna end well but you still have that sliver of hope. And that one day, they ignore you completely. And you know, you finally have to accept, you were right.

Nov. 21st   · 79455 ·    index:  yes. this.

dorkstrider:

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

Nov. 9th   · 57438 ·    index:  omg. this.

african-fairy:

theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder

Nov. 4th   · 135149 ·    index:  omg. this.

imtomriddle:

Sometimes I see a really fantastic graphic and it’s chillen with like 100 notes and then I see one with a coloring slapped on 6 caps and it’s got 1,000 and I’m like, ‘are you for real right now?’ and then it makes me sad that sometimes we don’t appreciate things that actually take like hours and hours to make in photoshop.

Nov. 3rd   · 83 ·    index:  yes. this.

louis-tops:

I’m basically british except for the fact that I’m not british

Oct. 10th   · 124136 ·    index:  this. omg.

those first few seconds after you post an edit/gif/fic/whatever and you’re like please like it please accept this on your dash please like me

Oct. 10th   · 5024 ·    index:  this.