"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
ur like summer
help doctor whenever i sneeze i turn into a plumber wearing green
dear god you have the fluigi.
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This website is so inspirational
hAVING UR SENPAI CALL YOU SENPAI IS SO WEIRD BECAUSE IT’S LIKE
BUT IF YOU’RE SENPAI
AND I’M SENPAI
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE????????????
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic
i’m glad that fucking doge meme has finally maybe died down
"humankind" more like “humanmean"