“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

(Source: -andrews, via wicked-fate)

(originally from -andrews)
the avengers


(Source: leighwhannells, via nickfurys)

(originally from leighwhannells)
the avengers

(originally from a-baileys)
misfits

(originally from hellodraco)

girl: i'm having vagina surgery

boyfriend: i know

girl: i love you

boyfriend: i love you too

after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there

girl: where is my boyfriend

dad: who do you think gave you the vagina

girl: what

(originally from jdniemand)
omgHAHA

(originally from robinisthebride)


(Source: lemmyleyra, via tothedarklands)

(originally from lemmyleyra)
the avengers


The Magic Begins Challenge Day Two -
Favorite Book: Philosophers Stone

(via tothedarklands)

(originally from bloodymuggle)

(originally from sirklausmikaelson)
klefantvdthe vampire diaries


(Source: barbieklaus, via hadestowns)

(originally from barbieklaus)

you-should-let-malik-you:

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post 
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically 
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

(Source: ohnoitstrixia, via capitolsecrets)


Mr. Riddle was a quiet, albeit brilliant boy, committed to becoming a first rate wizard. Not unlike many I have taught. Not unlike yourself. If there was a monster, it was buried deep within.

Mr. Riddle was a quiet, albeit brilliant boy, committed to becoming a first rate wizard. Not unlike many I have taught. Not unlike yourself. If there was a monster, it was buried deep within.

(Source: sakunos, via the-last-enemy)

(originally from sakunos)

(originally from katerinapierce)
cooooooolkatherinetvdthe vampire diaries


But now their cries give me strength.

But now their cries give me strength.

(Source: darkseids, via beauvoire)

(originally from darkseids)
wowswath

(originally from insane-side)
paul wesley


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